Sep 21 2008
The Power of Brilliance in the face of Stupidity; YES WE CAN
We want to testify about the power of the Blog today, allrightttt..
can the chuuch say Amen,, aaaruhhh;
The BlackBlog is What We Discussin Today.
Ushers close the doors, we bout to get this prayer service goin
I discover alot of BlackBlogs along the internet trips I take daily. some of them are nothing but fluff; but others are keyed to audience demographics that make them important and readable.
some of our favorites will be our highlighted blogs of the day -
BlackRefer.com is the largest online resource for locating black websites!
check out Vote Me Cool, a youngin working for his age group; and really doin the damn thang.
VoteMeCool
Providing readers (18-34) with Celebrity News, Global Events, Political Commentary, Voting and Web 2.0 Stuff. What’s Cool! What’s Hot! What’s Not! U Decide!
We copped a post from his stash this week on the Educational Backgrounds of the Candidates. Brilliant.
we’ve also casted our vote for his popularity by advertising on his site. yeah we spend out money with those who support folks like us. we decided along the way that’s the way to survive; be a part of the tribe.
My Next Favorite Read Each Blog is by a Sista from the UK
Black Woman Thinks - Religion, Politics, Race, Athiesm and More
This sista is so on point. her plain talk about why we think and do what we do is Brilliant !
we used one of her jokes in a recent radio show and it’s still getting howls weeks after. check this out :
Here’s a Jamaican Joke!
The lawyer approached her and asked, “Miss Ivy, do you know me?’’
She responded, “Why, yes of course me know you, Mr. Williams. Me know yu since yu was a likkle pissen tail pickney, and wata big disappointment yu is to yu fambily. Yu is a ole liard, yu cheat pan yuh wife, yuh chat people bizniz, and yuh red-eye, grudgeful and licky-licky. Yu tink yu is a big shot now but yu no realize seh yu will never amoun to nuttin more Dan a Two-bit paper pusher! Yes, me know yuh very well alright!!”
The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Miss Ivy, do you know the defense lawyer?”
She looked over at the defense lawyer and replied, “Of course, me know Mr. Bradley since him was a likkle bwoy too. Him lazy, and good-fe-nutten, him boasy, and him always a gwaan like him white. Him caan build nuh normal Relationship with any ooman. Fe him law practice a di worse eena Jamaica. Him chat nuff, him a ole teef, him dutty and narsty. A tree different ooman an four man me hear seh him a grine undah covah, an one a di ooman dem a fi yu missis (points at juror member)!!
Yes sah, me know him well.”
The defense lawyer almost died of embarrassment.
The judge ordered both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, “If eeda of you rassclaat bastard arks har if she know me, a gwine lock up oonu bumbo-claat eena jail fi contempt!.”
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Yawd From Abroad- Your destination for all things concerning Jamaican culture, entertainment, and news
This Sistawritten blog is also one of my mustreads. all about Jam Down’s Rality and Readability.
recently she posted on the Obamarasta shirts - which of course we sucked up through a straw,
check it out >
Obamarasta T-shirts!?
Email Tremaya
When I saw this advertisement in my inbox this morning, I chuckled to myself, as I thought, “I guess everyone has made an Obama T-shirt, why not a rasta Obama shirt?” I am not personally affiliated with this company in anyway, but if you want to get your hands on an Obamarasta T-shirt, you can check out the site here. Go Obama!
You Might think I read only womens blogs but that would be a half sided view; I love reading Black Male Blogs - like this little ditty discovered quite by chance - he’s infrequent but funny.
The Salvador Gabor Project
Informative, Humorous, and on the cutting edge of “Intelligent Ignorance”. For more info email me at salvador_gabor@hotmail.com
Top Reasons why niggas that don’t need to get married get married
1) To shut her up…..Most men DO NOT want to hear their woman’s mouth. So whatever we can do to quiet them we’ll do. We are stupid enough to think “Well, I’ma marry her anyway so what the hell”. Pressure busts pipes.
2) Thinking that marriage is gonna change them…..This is a big misconception that some men have. They think that if they are married that some how magic dust is sprinkled on them and women will not pursue them and they will not have the desire to pursue. “WRONG, WRONG”-Charlie Murphy. Slim, from what I hear it gets even worst. Some women like married men because its taboo to get with one. Some women like a man that is married because it shows that they can be committed. I don’t know and will not even try to figure out a woman but I do know that a ring. If he was going at joant before he got married then he gonna be going at them while he’s married. He just got some extra bling to catch their eyes now.
3) “We aint getting no younger”…….if that aint a bunch of cow cookies I don’t know what is. Dudes that think this don’t get a detailed response, just slap their kofi off and keep it moving. But lemme get this straight….So because you aren’t getting younger you’re gonna get married. I know what it is…..there must be a law that says you can’t be older than “blank” to get married. No, there’s no such law, WOW. There goes that theory. The fact that you and your mate aren’t getting younger has nothing to do with getting married. It’s apples and oranges baby.
4) “She’s been there”. SO WHAT. If you want someone to be there and that’s loyal then buy a dog. If she’s been there through the good and bad that’s cool but you have to make sure that your feelings remain the same. Feelings change sometimes but don’t hang on to the fact that she’s been there as a reason to stay. You must be able retain your happiness because if you aren’t happy with the relationship you WILL NOT be happy in a marriage.
Look, I’m nobody and will not tell anyone how to run their life but at least think about the major steps you have in life. Marriage is probably the biggest one so don’t treat that decision lightly. If you still running the streets but got a good woman at home know that you’re wrong and you are doing a disservice to her. Be an adult and recognize your faults. As a man you have to come into the mind frame of being married. It is something that just has to hits you one day. Don’t let anyone or anything make that decision for you but you. Make that choice and own up to it.
Now playa to playa, pimp to pimp, I’ma tell ya what the old school niggas have taught me. The way I was taught was to do your thing whatever it is, be it faithful or not but ALWAYS take care of home first. If you have a family that depends on you take care of your responsibilities first and foremost. Your outside life, whether it is a Thursday night bowling league or a stripper named Chocolate, should never interfere with your duties. Be there for your kids first day of school or to hear your wife complain about Tasha with the bad tracks that be late everyday at work. Be a man and take care of that. What you might find out is that you won’t have time for a side piece.
I know people are gonna read this and be like “This nigga here…” but I don’t care. I’m speaking real talk. It’s hard out here and the devil is everywhere. The average man is gonna slip up every once in awhile. Jesus was the only man that lived without sin. I’m not saying to fall under temptation but know that if you do, you’re doing wrong. Do what makes YOU happy. If you wanna get married and cheat then do that. As long as you are truly happy with living that type of life and understand the consequences then HEY, its time to party baby, “where the freaks at”. I just got one question for you “Is ya Happy”!!!!
For more information, hate mail or death threats, Dr. Master Portiere can be contacted at (202) 491-7057
posted by Salvador at 2:48 PM
Friday, July 21, 2006
Crabfeasts Gone Wild, Volume 1
by Reggie Dinkins, Jr.
Crabfeasts Gone Wild is part of the newest DVD collection being brought to you by the Stink Johnson Entertainment Group in association with Millionaires in Slippers Productions. This spectacular DVD set just dives right into summertime with an all access look at cookouts & crabfeasts and how they get down, dirty, and flat out riggity raw. The first video of your box set features the George-Mixon Family Reunion & Crabfeast of 2004.
The George-Mixon Family Reunion & Crabfeast is a family reunion, and really just a place for singles and halfway single people to hookup. Gangsta Mike Ritchie and Keneesha Mixon are shown above when the hooking up really starts to go down, after most the grandmothers have gone in. Gangsta Mike is neither a George or a Mixon, but he came with his good buddy James George who is both a Mixon and a George (despite his dual family ties this doesn’t stop him from possible 3rd cousin-removed hookups, as you will see in this feature’s 28th minute.) The two are seen playing a game of Russian Bobcat, basically you take shots and make that cat-hisssing noise for a minute straight.
Things got tricky once Keneesha flipped that bang up in the front of her head. There were naked charades, and the 7-member game of hide-n-go-seek in Wanda’s big basement. Only removed cousins were remaining at this point, oh and Regine & Darrell were there, but they are swingers, and Darrell’s only related to the George side through his 1st marriage. It went down that day, and the basement smelled to prove it. This first collection also includes the cd of the soundtrack featuring Rare Essence’s “The Freaks Come Out at Night”, and “Don’t Look Back” by The Group Duquette. I have put the lyrics below for your sing–along pleasure.
Don’t look back,
just give it here
I got something to say, but I only want your ear,
girl stay right there
I’m just gonna lean back in this chair
I just wanna tell you
You got some nappy back hair
Don’t look back
just give it here, give it here
I just want to show you
that something’s in the air
but first we getting in the shower
I wanna make you moan and wail
Got to wash you off baby
because your back ear smells like your tail
This soundtrack can be found at http://www.thed-siderecords.com
Oooooooookkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,,,,
and who don’t read C&D, laaawwddddamercy…
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
Posted by Fresh on September 19, 2008
Mr. Meet Me In The Parking Lot will search for his next bust it baby on a reality show for the internet. I would suggest he hit the YMCA but momofukas are all about self-publicity nowadays.
The recent ex-hubby of national evangelist Juanita Bynum is looking for love again — this time on his own reality show.
Bishop Thomas W. Weeks III, head of Duluth-based Global Destiny International Ministries, wants a new wife to mend his broken heart.
And he’s skipping the usual path to romance: chance meetings, singles mixers, social networking, speeding dating, fix-ups.
He is seeking advice from his followers.
Weeks will document his effort to open his heart to love again in 10 streaming video “Webisodes” starting next Tuesday on his Web site www.bishopweeks.com. The idea came after Weeks was flooded with thousands of e-mails and letters from people offering advice about
what to look for in his third wife. Some even offered to Be his wife.
Last but Certainly Never Least - we can’t forget our friends at TCOOO blog on Myspace - We don’t get there everyday but we catch up with a vengance - cause they got alot to say all the time
I believe you get it now. its time chilren, to go amongst the searchengines of the world, and search out Black Bloggers - don’t be disuaded by the googles and yahoos. We are Here for you, and We Want Your Clicks. Make Sure YOU Hit Up A Black Blog Erryday - Oooookaaaayyyy.
now pass the plate, cause mama needs a new pair of shoes,
Bless Ya Babies -
~RE
