Errybody loves a good fake, butterah these rightchere, nawwww.. just a lil bit tooooo plastic,,

lookie lookie who went to the I Am Change Event.. well well well. she wears her costume daily now it appears. Co’mon kim you starting to look more like Mike all the time; Ms. Too Wong Fu..
and speaking of fakes, and plastic

My Folks over at Soulbounce are expressing it for us, on the Soulja Boy slave statement

Dig This :

Is There A Way To Make Sure This Dumbass Never Sells Records Again?

nOvaMatic | 10/30/2008 at 4:10 PM

You know what? If you plan on excusing Soulja Boy’s garbage-ass statement about slavery then I wish for you never to visit this site again. It’s totally worth the loss. I have had it with this child.

Granted, he’s an easy target, but I honestly didn’t think it could get any worse. Also, although we tend to have a little fun at the expense of certain artists, this is one of those times where I’ve been angered and personally offended. As a Black man.

And I am rather pissed off that (1) he exists, and (2) he’s been given a pass by so many otherwise intelligent figures in Hip Hop, just because he’s “young” and “having fun”.

He needs his behind whooped by one of those Southern Baptist Big Momma’s that didn’t tolerate this level of ignorance.

And by the way, I realize we’re supposed to be keeping it positive and soulful, but I am taking advantage of my Executive Privilege today. Deal with it.

So here’s what Touré tells us (It basically unfolds like a horror story):

Last week in Atlanta, I got to interview Soulja Boy Tell Em. I found out just how young he really is. He was one of about ten rappers I interviewed in one day for my BET show, The Black Carpet. I decided it’d be fun to give all the rappers part of the Proust questionnaire. I thought it’d be a way to get beyond image and into who they really are. Most of the guys gave good, thoughtful, intelligent, sensitive answers. I asked Juelz Santana, “How would you like to die?” He said, “Loved.”

Then came Soulja Boy Tell Em. I asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He was stumped. I said, “Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters…” He said, “Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa.”

My jaw, at this point, was on the ground.”We wouldn’t be here,” he continued, having no idea how far in it he’d stepped, “to get this ice and tattoos.”

Wow. Never mind that diamonds come from Africa. Never mind that there were many generations of pain in between leaving Africa and getting diamonds. Never mind that the long-term cataclysmic effects of subtracting about tens of millions of young, strong people from Africa over the course of a couple of centuries is a large part of the reason why Africa now appears so distasteful to you. Never mind all that, Soulja Boy. You put country first.

I am seriously hoping this is a joke, but I fear it is not. This the same person who, at seventeen-years-old, released a song to nationwide, mainstream acclaim in which he chants about ejaculating on a young lady’s (no, I’m sorry, he refers to them as “hoes”) back and sticking a sheet to her. At seventeen.

At the risk of being called a “hater” this fool needs his entire career and cashflow revoked. Seriously. I continue to be astounded by how anyone that projects this kind of reckless ignorance can be rewarded with money. Even if it is an act, it’s not cool, cute or funny. I’m guessing Touré asked him about historical figures because he maybe thought Soulja Boy, still being a teen and all, would have some recent recollection of what he learned in History class, and was perhaps providing him with an opportunity to show the world that he wasn’t a complete wad. No dice. This boy is an coon of the highest degree and an embarrassment to Black people. I feel sorry for anyone that shares DNA with him.

The irony in all of this is that Soulja Boy doesn’t realize that he himself is still a slave. You know, since he’s getting paid to be a mascot for Black ignorance and also making someone else rich in the process. Isn’t he signed to some boutique label as part of Interscope? Eventhough I myself have never been to Africa, everyone I know that has gone has returned ten times smarter. Picture that.

So here’s my recipe for “fixing” Soulja Boy:

• Have a bunch of angry Black women beat him down. He needs perspective.
• Lock him in a room with some books. Maybe he’ll read one. It’s worth a shot.
• Send him to Africa.
• Have Africans beat him down.
• Leave him in Africa for a long time without access to his money, Youtube, or his “ice”.
• Have the Africans beat him down again.
• Never allow him to return to America.

No, seriously. someone needs to whoop his ass. DITTO from BadGals.

Michael denies Jackson 5 reunion

Michael Jackson said he was working on “new and exciting projects”

Singer Michael Jackson has denied that he is to take part in a Jackson 5 reunion tour.

In a statement, the 50-year-old said he had “no plans to record or tour” with his siblings.

The statement comes a day after elder brother Jermaine said Michael was on board with the project.

Rumours of a reunion have circulated for years with Jermaine suggesting similar things before, in 2003 and again last year.

I am now in the studio developing new and exciting projects that I look forward to sharing with my fans in concert soon Michael Jackson

“My brothers and sisters have my full love and support, and we’ve certainly shared many great experiences, but at this time I have no plans to record or tour with them,” he said.

“I am now in the studio developing new and exciting projects that I look forward to sharing with my fans in concert soon,” he added.

Jermaine Jackson told the Australian Associated Press on Wednesday that the singing family was working on the music and logistics for a tour next year.

“It is going to be more like a family affair - Janet’s going to open and, of course, the original Jackson 5 … Michael, Randy and the whole family… we’re in the studio, we’re planning on being out there next year,” he said.

The last time the original members performed together was at a concert in 2001 to celebrate Michael Jackson’s 30 years in music.

The group last toured in 1984 by which time Michael Jackson was a huge star in his own right

The Jacksons - featuring Tito, Marlon, Jackie, Jermaine, Michael and Randy - found fame in the 1970s with hits such as I Want You Back, ABC and Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground).

Pair supplied drugs to Winehouse

Amy Winehouse appeared to be smoking a crack pipe in the video

A couple have admitted supplying drugs including cocaine and ecstasy to singer Amy Winehouse.

John Blagrove, 34, and Cara Burton, 22, both from Dalston, east London, were warned they face a jail term as they appeared in Snaresbrook Crown Court.

Blagrove admitted two counts of offering to supply Class A drugs cocaine and ecstasy (MDMA) and one of offering to supply Class B drugs.

Burton admitted two counts of offering to supply Class B drugs.

Winehouse footage

The charges relate to video footage which appeared to show Winehouse smoking a crack pipe.

The singer was arrested and questioned over the images but she was not charged.

The pair denied one charge each of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs, which was dropped when their plea was accepted by the prosecution. The two will return to court on 28 November for pre-sentence reports.

I keep wondering if there is a quiet situation goin on with this hot ghetto mess ?
look at that face. only his momma could love it, without them bundles.. yep we said it.

I’m sure that lil babymamicita of baby numero duo musta kept the lights out or else she had a massive dose of that sizzurp he be feedin on constantly.. it’s time for a makeover now. oooo I guess yo daddy like it huh weezybaby

This is a Real Boot-tae Brigade -

and this is not, I really mean a booty - Ms. Blackberry

Whatever.. this is of course from Crunk and Disorderly. where else do you find an itenerant ass at 3 in the mornin. oh yeah, go over there to read the story, cause I’m not fattenin no mo snakes for hogs.

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