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Dec 31 2008

Ladies get your proper ‘IN Home Service’ from the Ghetto Gyno


Sometimes you need a laugh, really bad. Mike Epps is Hilarious. you may remember him from the Fridays’ Series with Ice Cube. he was Ice Cubes’ cousin Day-Day, who lived in the Valley - after his daddy, won the lottery.

Ghetto Gyno - starring Mike Epps and Ron Livingston from Ice Cube and Mike Epps

When we discovered this video tonight, we thought of the horror WE Women endure each time we have a gyn exam. this video is the funniest of many of the videos we discovered tonight.

The Real Purpose of posting this video is to remind All Our Women Friends, that Gunpowder, Hennessy and Yellow Tape Don’t MIX - so Watch Yourselves when you go out tonight to celebrate New Years. this is a big night for Date Rape and other sexual crimes.

Be Safe and Have Fun - By Following the Common Sense Rules

1. don’t go out alone, if possible party with friends; at least one of whom is a designated driver, so that the rest of you can get your drink on.

2. don’t go away from your traveling companions with a newly met friend. this is a night when many people suffer misfortune due to an alcohol or loneliness induced snap decision.

3. Remember to be careful, from the moment you wake up to the time you close your eyes and go to sleep - say a prayer and ask the creator to bless you and mankind with the Peace, Love and Kindness that will heal the world for a beautiful Two Thousand NICE.

Thanks For Visiting and We Hope To See You All in Two Thousand NICE !

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Dec 30 2008

America Oh America, what do your citizens deserve ?

statue of liberty smacks george bush's bottom

Unbelievably poor wages; so low and unlivable most of us don’t feel able to go forward, just staying stagnant in place; from year to year .

No Health-care; or healthcare based on emergency room visits.  it’s clear that this state of personal emergency means no stability - and ofttimes curable or controllable conditions contribute to the demise of younger and younger members of our population.

Poor Education; the world is in sync with growth but America is not. the school-systems and educational preparedness for tomorrow, leaves America behind.

Business and Industrial Bankruptcy; Money is the force that drives both stability first, and secondary growth. without a stable economy, the USA will never be able to compete with smaller smarter economies who adjust to need; if America continues it’s inflexible and intractable position of market speculation and encapsulation of industry.

Mr. Obama, Your Work is going to be figuring out this complicated puzzle of misalignment; and setting forth a trend of completion and success.

Yes We Are entering A New Era, and Change Truly is in the Air.

May You and Yours be blessed in Two Thousand NICE !

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Dec 29 2008

How Can Anybody Burn 100 Grand on TAPE Literally ?

 This is what we keep asking ourselves, after we first heard of this alleged Money Burning incident.

then we saw it - and we have to admit that this demonstration proves without a doubt, that there seems to be a rash of stupidity running through certain neighborhoods lately.  we were checking out a lil hip-hop news and noticed this video of two rappers, who honestly are unknowns nationally - burning  $100,000.00 in cash. seriously these guys don’t even have pics in google.

Unknown Rappers Jon Geezy & Parlae Burn $100,000 cash money and say ‘U Know What I’m Sayin over 50 times in 4 mins”

Now if  We’re not mistaken, isn’t it illegal to deface or destroy us currency ?

we looked up the law and here’s what it says verbatum :

According to What We Found - It is a violation of Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Criminal Code, Here’s the shortened version of what It says :

“whom so ever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, Federal Reserve Bank, or Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued; shall be fined not more than $100 or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.”

now what do you do, when you figure out the punishment on a crime like the one in the video ? is this statute unclear or what ?  honestly we believe it’s meaning is to apply to the act. Not how many pieces of currency you deface.  this video has gone Viral on the internet. That’s Why we believe the US Secret Service must have seen it by now.  FYI - The US Secret Service is the agency responsible for enforcing Currency Statutes.

Just to think that these Ill Minded Guys would Burn Money, with so many people in need of help these days.  we somehow believe that their Karma will catch up with them; and bankrupt them before too long.  These are the most Mickey Mouse Orlando Wanna-bee’s we’ve seen in a looooong time.  now we know why they burned the money; cause that’s the only way they could get Any Media Attention.

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