as a woman I see no real fashion need for a man to carry a Purse. call it what you want; a Man Bag, a Travel Bag, a Sidekick; whatever - it’s a Damn Murse.. and you know it.
Women don’t get any pleasure from walking beside you as you are rockin a Louis as big as hers. heaven forbid a Birkin - besides how did you get it when a woman couldn’t ?
so please tell us Men, what do you have in those Big Ole’ Murses ?
Most women carry lipstick, hand lotion, hand cleaner, kleenex or a hankie (if you are a lady like Myself and my friends Margie and Edna - Hey Girls !); probably your wallet with your money and your identification. some of who use them carry combs or brushes; and the occassional cellphone or blackberry; along with your keys of course. oh did I forget about those womencentials like the minipad case or the tampons.. whoops can’t leave those out now can we gals. Change, you must have change.. gum or mints, a pen and paper..
anyway Men - we know why we have purses, can you tell us what’s inside yours ?
Next Thing you’ll be talking about is Moobfeeding..
under what circumstances would either of these hairstyles be.. I don’t know,, lets say wearable..
Ladies, you spend who knows how many days sitting while you get your hair twisted, glued, gelled, moused, sprayed and glossed into these masterpieces. so tell me, where would you be going to with this really fancy hair ?
now personally speaking, there aren’t many occasions that prevent me from wearing my own regular hair; maybe augmented with hats, barrettes, clips, combs, rubber-bands and other styling contraptions. but never yet have I had to employ a team of architects to literally construct and draft plans for my hair. wow..
So tell me now fellas, how would you handle it if a lady answered the door in one of these hair designs (I can’t really call these styles, I’m sorry. I just can’t do it.) and you were picking her up for your first important outing together; say to an office holiday party ?
well that is certainly something to consider when you have to compare it to this,
MOOBS — Women HATE *MOOBS !
moob : a man with tits; a man who acts like he has a diva complex; a man with an attitude “like he is all that“.
Tomorrow we address the Murse.. yes Margie and Edna - The Murse.
but lawd who knew she had become a skripper ? this is why adults shouldn’t have access to childrens prints and toys. And why is she sucking that pacifier ?
this whole picture is wrong. totally wrong. probably by now if you are a regular reader you are asking yourself, is this a continuation of last weeks’ barbie tom foolery..?
all we can say is “stay tuned” and lets see what else we come up with for your enjoyment this week.. but don’t think we’re above your comments. because to be quite honest this appears to be what most gets comments. Comment Please,,
is that sad ?
maybe in a way it’s sad, but what can we say. some folks like to dress up stupid and let other folks take pictures of them, so that people like us can look at them and send them around the internet tubes countless times; while laughing our heads off, rotflmao; to be more internet jargon correct.
why - Humor , why else Margie and Edna..
yes again I am referencing Margie and Edna in hopes that they stop by and drop their entercards. and in case they do - Hey Edna, Hoodie Hooooo !!!
