as a woman I see no real fashion need for a man to carry a Purse. call it what you want; a Man Bag, a Travel Bag, a Sidekick; whatever - it’s a Damn Murse.. and you know it.
Women don’t get any pleasure from walking beside you as you are rockin a Louis as big as hers. heaven forbid a Birkin - besides how did you get it when a woman couldn’t ?
so please tell us Men, what do you have in those Big Ole’ Murses ?
Most women carry lipstick, hand lotion, hand cleaner, kleenex or a hankie (if you are a lady like Myself and my friends Margie and Edna - Hey Girls !); probably your wallet with your money and your identification. some of who use them carry combs or brushes; and the occassional cellphone or blackberry; along with your keys of course. oh did I forget about those womencentials like the minipad case or the tampons.. whoops can’t leave those out now can we gals. Change, you must have change.. gum or mints, a pen and paper..
anyway Men - we know why we have purses, can you tell us what’s inside yours ?
Next Thing you’ll be talking about is Moobfeeding..
under what circumstances would either of these hairstyles be.. I don’t know,, lets say wearable..
Ladies, you spend who knows how many days sitting while you get your hair twisted, glued, gelled, moused, sprayed and glossed into these masterpieces. so tell me, where would you be going to with this really fancy hair ?
now personally speaking, there aren’t many occasions that prevent me from wearing my own regular hair; maybe augmented with hats, barrettes, clips, combs, rubber-bands and other styling contraptions. but never yet have I had to employ a team of architects to literally construct and draft plans for my hair. wow..
So tell me now fellas, how would you handle it if a lady answered the door in one of these hair designs (I can’t really call these styles, I’m sorry. I just can’t do it.) and you were picking her up for your first important outing together; say to an office holiday party ?
well that is certainly something to consider when you have to compare it to this,
MOOBS — Women HATE *MOOBS !
moob : a man with tits; a man who acts like he has a diva complex; a man with an attitude “like he is all that“.
Tomorrow we address the Murse.. yes Margie and Edna - The Murse.
Yuppppper This is the Maury Povich Rap - Syleena Johnson is a very talented Grammy Nominee. On this Tune she’s paired herself with a Chitown Rapper Named “Cold Hard” from Crucial Conflict.
Do We Not have enough drama in this day and age without adding in Maury Povich ?
This was taped on the Maury Show on Feb 13th. she says in the song, that there’s enough drama on TV..
Our Question is - So why add to it Syleena ?
This song is about the “Jacket Phenomenon“
now some of you are unfamiliar with the term “Jacket”. well in the caribbean we have a saying that if you can get a man to put on a Jacket you’ll soon have him in a full suit of clothes. these women who bring men on Maury for Testing are attempting to get the men to “Put On A Jacket“..
In Other Words, This Is Not His Baby. Hence the Maury Show references.
We think she could do a whole lot better in terms of material, but if this is her way of getting a whole lot of publicity for cheap - she did it.
Today’s reminder is “Never Underestimate the Power of a Jacket..
