That’s Cougar Barbie, in case we didn’t mention it Tee Hee Heeeee..
We’ve Been wondering when we’d see a new barbie. they didn’t release the caribou barbie, as we thought they might; (in limited edition of course) as an election collectible, along with those horrid Obama dolls. But here we go now.
They are finally giving us a look at Barbie. the Real Barbie; now that she’s Age and Anotomically Correct for a Fifty Year Old.
The college guys from next door seem quite amused with Ms. B; until they’ve realized that they’ve got to “Put Out“. look we never said this was going to be easy to watch; but one thing about it - whom ever did this, will go down in doll history, as a genius.
Could you even imagine Mattell being this brave, I think not
Yuppppper This is the Maury Povich Rap - Syleena Johnson is a very talented Grammy Nominee. On this Tune she’s paired herself with a Chitown Rapper Named “Cold Hard” from Crucial Conflict.
Do We Not have enough drama in this day and age without adding in Maury Povich ?
This was taped on the Maury Show on Feb 13th. she says in the song, that there’s enough drama on TV..
Our Question is - So why add to it Syleena ?
This song is about the “Jacket Phenomenon“
now some of you are unfamiliar with the term “Jacket”. well in the caribbean we have a saying that if you can get a man to put on a Jacket you’ll soon have him in a full suit of clothes. these women who bring men on Maury for Testing are attempting to get the men to “Put On A Jacket“..
In Other Words, This Is Not His Baby. Hence the Maury Show references.
We think she could do a whole lot better in terms of material, but if this is her way of getting a whole lot of publicity for cheap - she did it.
Today’s reminder is “Never Underestimate the Power of a Jacket..
Does it bother you when you read about the Zimbabwean Cholera Crisis ?
It makes Me Sick Literally. we keep reading hoping the international community will finally step in and do something, anything. because anything is better than nothing..
Lately the local and national news has ignored the cholera crisis in Zimbabwe. we wonder why ? isn’t this news ? regardless of how bad it’s gotten in the past three weeks the news has been void of any updates or details. why is the American news media so stuck on one track lately ?
Is the twisted US economy the only story besides Octomom and Jessica Simpson’s Mom Jeans ? apparently so, because if you pick up the headlines on TV News, there isn’t much else going on.
We wonder if the New Secretary of State’s trip will make headlines, since she is attempting to speak harshly to someone who has his hands on the bomb, literally. and we ALL know he does cause Korea is up on Hydro-culture.
Will Hillary from the Hill, cause the entire western world to be blown to smithereens when she tells Mr. North Korea that his threats won’t be met with the same soft hand approach anymore; now that his friends dick and dicker are moved out of the command bunker ?
Gosh !
Somehow Me thinks, the comparison is equal in loss. Zimbabwe is a country that is literally collapsing in front of our eyes. If this is a tough time, why didn’t she take the long way home and stop by South Africa and Zimbabwe. She’s the New Secretary of State, and errybody knows she’s comin - if you want *fundage.. and theywant Fundage.
* (isn’t it strange how the word bondage and fundage sound alike)
While Hillary -as a guest threaten-er; will dine on the finest Korean china, while seated on exquisite antique Korean furniture; She will still only threaten to be mean
Such a wasted trip for someone who is for all intensive purposes able to slap the literal milk of magnesia out of the evil Asian twin of Mugabe..
Please God, Let her bust him in the head in the name of too much courvoisier. cause truth be told - he’s too frickin stupid to see his arse is fricasseed already, and she’s only there like a good cook; getting the pot sized up right.
Yes Margie and Edna, that’s the connection - they’re both evil bastards - and she’s got plenty of experience in that department..
Does it bother you when you read about the Zimbabwean Cholera Crisis ?
