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Feb 26 2009

The New BFF has been Picked - YEAHHHHH !!!!

Now isn’t that a cute dog ? don’t you just love him. well he’s a Portuguese Water Dog. that’s what the Obama Girls will be walking come April. no date has been announced for the arrival of the new BFF, but we’re betting it’s going to be around tax time.

the breed is known to be a favorite amongst many the Obama’s looked at. Senator Ted Kennedy owns several and we read at Politicus.us that he lobbied hard for the breed to be the Obama Girls new BFF (best furry friend).

we’re wondering if they’ll be getting him from a shelter, or a breeder, or maybe even a gift from Senator Kennedy. either-way, this is a great dog for the Obama Girls. I just love how loyal the breed is. they’re smart, good with kids and they are relatively hypoallergenic apparently, since one of the Obama Girls has an allergy, that had to be taken into account; during the selection process.

today I wondered if they’d be having the secret service scan the dog, or implant a microchip into their BFF - to keep him safe and easily recognizable. you can never be too careful when it comes to your kids furry friends. you know those pesky portuguese just might be looking to steal our white house secrets - and they may not be above sending in a deep cover operative, to sniff them out so to say. lol.

All kidding aside, we’re happy with the choice for new first dog, because they’re perfect.

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Feb 20 2009

It’s Friday and Stripper Barbie needs New Shoes,

Now I know you are all thinking I’ve lost it totally with this rash of rambunctious barbies in the past few days. but you must not blame it on me. these came from my friend Steven Humour’s Treasure Trove of absolutely unbelievable craziness.

Everyday I go out in search of something to make me smile. at least once during the day. I know for sure when I go by Steven’s I’m gonna at least smile.   there are so many crazy pics and vids on his site that you could literally fritter away an afternoon if you aren’t careful.

Steven doesn’t know I’m talking about him today, because this isn’t really about him, it’s about how we all need a good laugh.

so if it takes Barbie on a Stripper Pole to get that one healthy smirk of the day, then so be it.

Barbies, Take A Bow

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Feb 17 2009

The Evil Bastard Twins; and Dinner for 3 Million

 Does it bother you when you read about the Zimbabwean Cholera Crisis ?

It makes Me Sick Literally. we keep reading hoping the international community will finally step in and do something, anything. because anything is better than nothing..

Lately the local and national news has ignored the cholera crisis in Zimbabwe. we wonder why ?  isn’t this news ? regardless of how bad it’s gotten in the past three weeks the news has been void of any updates or details.  why is the American news media so stuck on one track lately ?

Is the twisted US economy the only story besides Octomom and Jessica Simpson’s Mom Jeans ?  apparently so, because if you pick up the headlines on TV News, there isn’t much else going on.

We wonder if the New Secretary of State’s trip will make headlines, since she is attempting to speak harshly to someone who has his hands on the bomb, literally.  and we ALL know he does cause Korea is up on Hydro-culture.

Will Hillary from the Hill, cause the entire western world to be blown to smithereens when she tells Mr. North Korea that his threats won’t be met with the same soft hand approach anymore; now that his friends dick and dicker are moved out of the command bunker ? 

Gosh ! Surprised

Somehow Me thinks, the comparison is equal in loss. Zimbabwe is a country that is literally collapsing in front of our eyes. If this is a tough time, why didn’t she take the long way home and stop by South Africa and Zimbabwe.  She’s the New Secretary of State, and errybody knows she’s comin - if you want * fundage.. and they want Fundage.

* (isn’t it strange how the word bondage and fundage sound alike)

While Hillary -as a guest threaten-er; will dine on the finest Korean china, while seated on exquisite antique Korean furniture; She will still only threaten to be mean

Such a wasted trip for someone who is for all intensive purposes able to slap the literal milk of magnesia out of the evil Asian twin of Mugabe..

Please God, Let her bust him in the head in the name of too much courvoisier. cause truth be told - he’s too frickin stupid to see his arse is fricasseed already, and she’s only there like a good cook; getting the pot sized up right.

Yes Margie and Edna, that’s the connection - they’re both evil bastards - and she’s got plenty of experience in that department..

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