Now I know you are all thinking I’ve lost it totally with this rash of rambunctious barbies in the past few days. but you must not blame it on me. these came from my friend Steven Humour’s Treasure Trove of absolutely unbelievable craziness.
Everyday I go out in search of something to make me smile. at least once during the day. I know for sure when I go by Steven’s I’m gonna at least smile. there are so many crazy pics and vids on his site that you could literally fritter away an afternoon if you aren’t careful.
Steven doesn’t know I’m talking about him today, because this isn’t really about him, it’s about how we all need a good laugh.
so if it takes Barbie on a Stripper Pole to get that one healthy smirk of the day, then so be it.
That’s Cougar Barbie, in case we didn’t mention it Tee Hee Heeeee..
We’ve Been wondering when we’d see a new barbie. they didn’t release the caribou barbie, as we thought they might; (in limited edition of course) as an election collectible, along with those horrid Obama dolls. But here we go now.
They are finally giving us a look at Barbie. the Real Barbie; now that she’s Age and Anotomically Correct for a Fifty Year Old.
The college guys from next door seem quite amused with Ms. B; until they’ve realized that they’ve got to “Put Out“. look we never said this was going to be easy to watch; but one thing about it - whom ever did this, will go down in doll history, as a genius.
Could you even imagine Mattell being this brave, I think not
Yuppppper This is the Maury Povich Rap - Syleena Johnson is a very talented Grammy Nominee. On this Tune she’s paired herself with a Chitown Rapper Named “Cold Hard” from Crucial Conflict.
Do We Not have enough drama in this day and age without adding in Maury Povich ?
This was taped on the Maury Show on Feb 13th. she says in the song, that there’s enough drama on TV..
Our Question is - So why add to it Syleena ?
This song is about the “Jacket Phenomenon“
now some of you are unfamiliar with the term “Jacket”. well in the caribbean we have a saying that if you can get a man to put on a Jacket you’ll soon have him in a full suit of clothes. these women who bring men on Maury for Testing are attempting to get the men to “Put On A Jacket“..
In Other Words, This Is Not His Baby. Hence the Maury Show references.
We think she could do a whole lot better in terms of material, but if this is her way of getting a whole lot of publicity for cheap - she did it.
Today’s reminder is “Never Underestimate the Power of a Jacket..
